Due to an occasional lack of creativity or time, I may directly rip off somebody else's funny stuff. Here is a joke I heard the other day, which I found hilarious:
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is made of white plastic and is dangerous to children. The other is a grocery bag."
That joke was from a snippet of comedian Sung Hee Park's routine that I got from the free "Comedy Central: Stand-Up (Video)" podcast. You can get it at http://feeds.feedburner.com/comedycentral/standup
